My resume in Hindi

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Niranjan Bendre's resume in Hindi

Words before & after marriage

Before Marriage

He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He : NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage... Simply read from bottom to top.

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Awesome video...

Generation Next! :)

A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it...
" So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a b****, and she forced her husband to, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something...
Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together.
But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary sh*t... really man... they had monkeys and devils and sh*t like that.
But this dude, Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan,
picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed...
And you don't piss this son-of-a-gun cuz, he just kicks ass and like... all the gods were with him... So anyways,you don't mess with gods.
So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys.. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the monkeys...just go along with me, ok... so, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood.
Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets kinda boring,you know...no TV or malls or sh*t like that.
So,they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home...
They thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days...
so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and sh*t...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...
So it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks... Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and you know what, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks...you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know.And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."

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B'Day cake in disguise of a laptop or otherwise?

 
 

Tashan Trailer

Timeless India

A documentary about India

North India Girl Vs South Indian Girl!!!

 

North Indian Girl Vs South Indian Girl


WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "! walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you"

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.
 
 
WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE

1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras / Anna University .

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconutoil from her hair.)

5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.
9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.

10. She thinks Kamal Hassan is the sexiest man alive.

11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.

14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it ..

16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

17. She is more educated than you.

18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you ..    

 

 

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Custom made Stocking Stuffed with Chocolates - got at Wells Fargo

 

Life's story... Will not let this be mine!

Really??? but when???

Happy Independence Day!!!

Awesome map of Googleland!

Check out the Googleland's map (map of all the Google services)


http://logiciels.zorgloob.com/graphe.php

Niranjan

FINDING AND KEEPING A LIFE PARTNER

FINDING AND KEEPING A LIFE PARTNER

Golden rules for finding your life partner by Dov Heller, M.A.

When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no

one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50%,

it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to

finding Mr./Miss. Right!

If you ask most couples who are engaged why they're getting married,

they'll say: "We're in love"; I believe this is the ..1 mistake people

make when they date. Choosing a life partner should never be based on

love. Though this may sound "not politically correct", there's a

profound truth here.

Love is not the basis for getting married. Rather, love is the result

of a good marriage. When the other ingredients are right, then the

love will come. Let me say it again: "You can't build a lifetime

relationship on love alone"; You need a lot more!!!

Here are five questions you must ask yourself if you're serious about

finding and keeping a life partner.

QUESTION ..1: Do we share a common life purpose?

Why is this so important? Let me put it this way: If you're married

for 20 or 30 years, that's a long time to live with someone. What do

you plan to do with each other all that time? Travel, eat and jog

together? You need to share something deeper and more meaningful. You

need a common life purpose.

Two things can happen in a marriage: (1) You can grow together, or

(2)you can grow apart. 50% of the people out there are growing apart.

To make a marriage work, you need to know what you want out of life!

Bottom line; marry someone who wants the same thing.

QUESTION ..2: Do I feel safe expressing my feelings and thoughts with

this person?

This question goes to the core of the quality of your relationship.

Feeling safe means you can communicate openly with this person. The

basis of having good communication is trust - i.e. trust that I won't

get "punished"; or hurt for expressing my honest thoughts and

feelings. A colleague of mine defines an abusive person as someone

with whom you feel afraid to express your thoughts and feelings. Be honest

with yourself on this one. Make sure you feel emotionally safe with the

person you plan to marry.

QUESTION ..3: Is he/she a mensch?

A mensch is someone who is a refined and sensitive person. How can you

test? Here are some suggestions. Do they work on personal growth on a

regular basis? Are they serious about improving themselves? A teacher

of mine defines a good person as "someone who is always striving to be

good and do the right ";. So ask about your significant other: What do

they do with their time? Is this person materialistic? Usually a

materialistic person is not someone whose top priority is character

refinement.

There are essentially two types of people in the world: (1) People who

are dedicated to personal growth and (2) people who are dedicated to

seeking comfort. Someone whose goal in life is to be comfortable will

put personal comfort ahead of doing the right thing. You need to know

that before walking down the aisle.

QUESTION ..4: How does he/she treat other people?

The one most important thing that makes any relationship work is the

ability to give. By giving, we mean the ability to give another person

pleasure.

Ask: Is this someone who enjoys giving pleasure to others or are they

wrapped up in themselves and self- absorbed?

To measure this, think about the following: How do they treat people

whom they do not have to be nice to, such as waiters, bus boys, taxi

drivers, etc.. How do they treat their parents and siblings? Do they

have gratitude and appreciation?

If they don't have gratitude for the people who have given them

everything; can you do nearly as much for them? You can be sure that

someone, who treats others poorly, will eventually treat you poorly as

well.

QUESTION ..5: Is there anything I'm hoping to change about this person

after we're married?

Too many people make the mistake of marrying someone with the

intention of trying to "improve"; them after they're married. As a

colleague of mine puts it: "You can probably expect someone to change

after marriage for the worse" If you cannot fully accept this person

the way they are now, then you are not ready to marry them.

In conclusion, dating doesn't have to be difficult and treacherous.

The key is to try leading a little more with your head and less with

your heart. It pays to be as objective as possible when you are

dating; to be sure to ask questions that will help you get to the key

issues. Falling in love is a great feeling, but when you wake up with

a ring on your finger, you don't want to find yourself

trouble because you didn't do your homework.

Another perspective...

There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a

distance.. It's amazing what you can accomplish when you let go of or

at least minimize your time with draining, negative, incompatible,

not-going anywhere relationships. Observe the relationships around

you.

Pay attention...Which ones lift and which ones lean?

Which ones encourage and which ones discourage?

Which ones are on a path of growth uphill and which ones are going

downhill?

When you leave certain people do you feel better or feel worse?

Which ones always have drama or don't really understand, know, or

appreciate you?

The more you seek quality, respect, growth, peace of mind, love and

truth around you...the easier it will become for you to decide who

gets to sit in the front row and who should be moved to the balcony of

your life.

An African proverb states, "Before you get married, keep both eyes

open, and after you marry, close one eye"; Before you get involved and

make a commitment to someone, don't let lust, desperation, immaturity,

ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem make you blind to

warning signs. Keep your eyes open, and don't fool yourself that you

can change someone or that what you see as faults aren't really that

important.

Do you bring out the best in each other?

Do you compliment and compromise with each other, or do you compete,

compare and control?

What do you bring to the relationship?

Do you bring past relationships, past hurt, past mistrust, past pain?

You can't take someone to the altar to alter them. You can't make

someone love you or make someone stay.

If you develop self-esteem, spiritual discernment, and "a life"; you

won't find yourself making someone else responsible for your happiness

or responsible for your pain. Seeking status, sex, and security are

the wrong reasons to be in a relationship.

WHAT KEEPS A RELATIONSHIP STRONG IS:

1. TRUST

2. COMMUNICATION

3. INTIMACY

4. A SENSE OF HUMOR

5. SHARING TASKS

6. SOME GETAWAY TIME WITHOUT BUSINESS OR CHILDREN

7. DAILY EXCHANGES (meal, shared activity, hug, call, touch, notes,

etc.)

8. SHARING COMMON GOALS AND INTERESTS

9. GIVING EACH OTHER SPACE TO GROW WITHOUT FEELING INSECURE

10. GIVING EACH OTHER A SENSE OF BELONGING AND ASSURANCES OF COMMITMENT

If these qualities are missing, the relationship will erode as resentment

withdrawal, abuse, neglect, and dishonesty; and pain will

replace.

Bhavishya

Asked a question in Bhavishya IBN7 news channel and they selected and answered it! :)

Advice from my first American friend

Get a map of the subway - figure out where you want to go, then GO! It's amazing when you get up to the street,
I'll be so jealous!! Go to China Town or NYU or Wall St., or WTC or Times Square or go to Penn Station & walk to the Empire State Bld.
I stayed on the Southgate Tower, across from Madison Square Garden, which sits ON TOP of Penn Station, the hotel is on the
corner of 7th & 33. So many places - nope, you won't be bored!